Monday, 26 March 2012

:) :( XD

I'm boycotting punctuation in this post because I feel like it so if that makes this difficult to read it's not my problem you'll just have to work around it or if you want you can read something else like a book with full stops and commas and colons and other little symbols used to indicate various types of breaks in the text because that would be more conventional today I went to uni and it was boring I felt like sleeping I also considered changing my chiropracter appointment around because I couldn't remember whether it was at 12.30 or 2.30 and I have a class from 12 to 1 and they told me it was on Wednesday I chalk that one up to Mondayitis or maybe I could dye my hair blonde and call it a blonde moment because it certainly was retarded I went and saw Evanescence at the Rod Laver Arena on Saturday night and boy was it loud the sound hit me in the face like a brick when we walked in but I got used to it and they were very good Amy Lee's voice cracked in places but I guess that's to be expected when you belt gothic rock for a living they finished ten minutes early which annoyed me because they could easily have filled that time with two more songs I don't care if I have to get up early for work the next day I payed a hundred bucks for that ticket you should keep me entertained well into the night but at the end of the day it was awesome there were guys outside at the end selling fake T shirts for ten bucks and for some reason every time I leave a show or a music festival there is an army of buskers waiting outside as if we want to listen to you bash a rubbish bin with a stick after watching the Foo Fighters Nero CSS Evanescence Tenacious D Reggie Watts LCD Soundsystem Naked and Famous and other good acts I've seen live you'd think they would go home or if they don't have one find a back alley and some newspaper and call it a day but surprisingly there are good people out there willing to toss them whatever change they have left that didn't go towards ridiculously expensive beer and hot chips so good on them I guess I just assumed everyone was grumpy like me anyway when I was walking home that night this guy started talking to me and I thought shit it's a serial killer but he turned out to be okay and he said he went to Xavier so he's probably burned a school bag or two but apart from that I'm relieved I didn't get raped and that I had someone to talk to on my way home my suburb is pretty safe good for walking home at night so anyway in case you're about to get all technical on me apostrophes don't count as punctuation at least in the sense that they provide breaks in the sentence so that's okay I can use them this is what I'm thinking of doing for Lent you can't read this out loud as it's written you would suffocate punctuation is a protective measure in that sense because it tells you where you can breathe but it's not like anyone uses it on the internet Youtube comments are full of incoherent rambling most Facebook status updates can be summarised as omg big night so hungover rofl lol XD or cbf going to work fml rarely do you see someone who structures everything they put up on the world wide web like they plan to take it to a publishing house that's all the end

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