I'm getting a new laptop soon. (don't tell my current one because it'll get upset). Anyway I've been looking around and I've come to the conclusion that it doesn't matter which one I get because anything will probably be better than this one. So I've done a bit of research and there's no denying that as they keep coming out with new models, all the features get better because they've clearly realised how freaking stupid some of the older features are. External disk drives? Give me a break.
One thing that will forever freak me out are webcams. Webcams seem to come with every laptop now, and you know why? So that the government can spy on us. Somewhere, deep underground, there's a huge facility with millions of monitors, all of them windows into our bedrooms and studies. An army of people in suits and sunglasses are watching us malevolently. Occasionally they'll pause this colossal invasion of privacy to mumble something into the spirally cord thing sticking out of their ears. Maybe an order for someone's arrest? It's like the Matrix. Or 1984. There's some food for thought. Think of it as a jumping off point for a conversation the next time you're as high as a kite, although you should probably put the drugs away because they're watching you, man...
Anway, to conclude, here's a review of the entire Matrix trilogy:
The Matrix: Good
The Matrix Reloaded: Freeways and albino twins. Shit
The Matrix Revolutions: Explosions and robots. Also shit.
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